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Read Judy's resumé (the accent is on Éntertainment!)
See some of Judy's latest press.
Judy Tenuta is the most famous person that ever lived. If you don't believe
it just ask her! The stand-up comic/actress who describes herself as a
"multi-media Bondage Goddess" and "the Aphrodite of the Accordion", is
actually a caring nurturer who wakes up at 8PM to verbally abuse
countless herds of mortal swine (her audience) and converts them to her
signature religion "Judyism". Her fans ranging from fetuses to fossils,
gays to geishas, all beg to chew her gum and kiss her feet because she
is the only fun-feminist who preaches that all women should be
worshipped as "Love Goddesses", and all men have an equal opportunity
to become her furniture.....It could happen!
Judy hit the stage in long flowing "goddess gowns", and took a bite out of
the Big Apple. She was the very first stand-up to win "Best Female
Comedian" at the American Comedy Awards. That same year she became the
national spokesperson for a series of Diet Dr. Pepper commercials where she proclaimed "You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard."
Judy has starred in her own HBO, Showtime, and Lifetime Specials and has
been seen on every major talk show. Most recently she was a special
correspondent for "American Journal", and "Entertainment Tonight,"where
she conducted interviews with such celebrated public figures as Donald Trump and Reverend Jesse Jackson.
Judy
has also had two smash comedy CD's and has been nominated twice for
Grammy Awards for her "Attention Butt-Pirates and Lesbetarians", and
"In Goddess We Trust". She is also the author of "The Power of Judyism"
(Harper-Collins).
Some of her recent roles include...
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