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The Love Goddess is now an Ordained Minister!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Comedienne Ordained To Marry ‘Gay Love Slaves’

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) –

Comedienne Judy “The Love Goddess” Tenuta is now free to marry her legions of gay fans.

Tenuta – known for her quirky stand-up acts and work with Weird Al Yankovic – just became an ordained minister in California so she can marry gay couples in a special union she calls “Judyism.”

Yesterday (Jun. 16), California officially became the second state to allow same-sex marriages.

Tenuta is ready to add her Love Goddess touch to same- sex ceremonies and says it’s her way of giving back to her “gay love slaves” and “lesbetarians” who have always supported her.

As a minister, Tenuta will write special “Judyism” vows for gay couples.

She explains, “They must promise to say ‘I love you’ once a day, hold hands, and if they go to bed angry, they must have really hot hate sex to make up.”

Tenuta is open to performing both gay and lesbian marriages, and anticipates that gay men will be Bridezillas since they like things perfect.

Lesbians, however, will be easier because as she puts it, “Lesbian couples don’t care. They’ll get married after a softball game in the back of a pick-up truck!”

Tenuta is also hoping to marry celebrity gays including RuPaul and Carson Kressley, and may even marry Dennis Rodman to himself.